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Wild N' Weird WAH Positions
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Make money raising butterflies! The actual name is "butterfly farming". Requires one very large lighter-than-air corral.
Make and sell bunk beds! No woodworking experience
required! (Just a pocket table saw from K-Tel...)
Make money recording videotapes! Turn a few blank videotapes into a $1800.00
bank deposit!! (And for my next trick...turning lead into gold!!) What's a videotape??
Make money finding court bank accounts! Apparently, it's finding bank accounts in court records
and telling the owners (or whoever should get it?) I think it said
that...anyway, for $7.00US you could
"earn up to" $10,000US a month.
Hey, I've got $14.00US on me..do
you think...
Make money from grocery coupons! Actually, it seems to be saving money with
grocery coupons, and then what...resale??? (Psst...Hey,lady...Wanna buy some
milk and eggs cheap?)
Make money renovating sheepwagons! Yes, sheepwagons. Seems there's a guy in Arizona,
USA who left
his high-stress job to recondition and sell old wagons used as "mobile
homes" in the last century by shepherds. He uses the original
building methods at his home workshop to make them. (Hmmm...I wonder if he
knows the fortune to be made
in bunk beds??)
Make money as a pine tree cone wholesaler! You find a forest (preferably a pine one) and place
as many as possible in a large plastic bag, after which you go to your local
craft store and offer to sell them. Yes, really! Oh...beware of rabid
squirrels.
Make money reading books! There was no
explanation given where
I saw this, but I do have a National Geographic
collection in the attic...Hmmm...
Make money as a worm farmer! Yes, those things. Word of caution: Be careful not to let the
profits slip through your fingers.
Make money as a worm No. 2 farmer! That's selling...umm...well ...worm poop. Great
fertilizer. And you thought farming worms was
bad enough...
Make money selling phony ATM receipts! WHAT?!?, you say? Yep...phony ATM receipts showing
big account balances for guys who want to meet women. (Or vice versa, I'd
guess) A little small talk at a bar, time comes to exchange numbers, fumble for
a scrap of paper...oh, here's an ATM receipt...this is my number...Later that
person looks at the slip and sees a few hundred thousand $$$ as the
balance...Think they'd be more likely to call back? ( C'mon - this has to be
real, who could make up stuff like this??)
Make money as an indexer! Like to read? Yep...those long, involved indexes
at the back of books are still created by real live people!! Also see People,
real live, pp. 28-32....
Make money raising sweaters! This one's more "wild and woolly"... alpacas. Y'know, the animals
that look like llamas, only smaller? Apparently, they've got GREAT wool. And
you can have one of your very own...which begs the question... How many alpacas could an alpaca packer pack if
an alpaca packer could pack alpacas?
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